Учим песни на английском (видеоклип + текст). My Hair Song - Rhett & Link

00:00:22  My hair goes up

00:00:23  My hair goes down

00:00:25  My hair goes up

00:00:26  My hair goes down

00:00:27  My hair goes up

00:00:29  My hair goes down

00:00:30  Down (up) down (up) down (up) down

00:00:34  My hair flows. Like a waterfall - over a cliff that is my face.

00:00:40  My hair goes. Heavenbound - dirty-blonde rockets into space.

00:00:45  My hair conceals my elf ears. They are a little bit embarrassing

00:00:50  With hair this high, I’m 6-foot-nine making me a giant, technically speaking.

00:00:56  Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze- to locomote a toy sail boat

00:01:03  I would need no broom to sweep this room - If someone spilled honey bunches of oats.

00:01:07  Cause My hair goes up

00:01:08  My hair goes down

00:01:10  My hair goes up

00:01:11  My hair goes down

00:01:13  My hair goes up

00:01:14  My hair goes down

00:01:15  Down (up) down (up) down (up) down

00:01:19  My hair pwns - gravity - It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.

00:01:24  My hair looks - rustic - like I’ve draped my head with a beaver pelt

00:01:30 A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didn’t mind that much.

00:01:36  She raised them in my quaff ‘til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in touch.

00:01:41  I bet you didn’t see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea.

00:01:47  And with a little more growth, you want even know - I got a full size baby

00:01:51  A full size baby?

00:01:53  Yeah! I’m gonna name him Ricky.

00:01:56  After your dad.

00:01:58  Nope! I’ve just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.

00:02:01 I  would call him Richard, but I’m probably being picky

00:02:04  And why are you hiding a kid anyway?!

00:02:10  Well, it's actually just a robotic baby.

00:02:13  What were we talking about?

00:02:15  Your hair goes up

00:02:16  Your hair goes down

00:02:17  Your hair goes up

00:02:19  Your hair goes

00:02:20  We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:

00:02:23  There are many weighty decisions you must make in life,

00:02:26  like: who you’re gonna marry

00:02:27  what you’re gonna do for a living

00:02:29  boxers or briefs

00:02:30  or commando

00:02:31  And, listen, you’re gonna make mistakes

00:02:33  You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,

00:02:36  You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can’t do it.

00:02:39  You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she’s pregnant.

00:02:41  That’s okay; you’ll recover.

00:02:43  But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-life-altering choice, right.

00:02:53  Can I have my baby back now?

00:02:55  Yeah.

00:03:03  Does you hair go UP?

00:03:04  or does it go Down (up) down (up) down (up) down